January 2010
1 post
Get over yourselves, y'all.
Cryptic blog posts drive me up the fucking wall.
That goes for all of you.
It is truly pathetic when you rely on your tumblr to make your life sound interesting and filled with drama (even though you totes hate drama, right? I mean, like, it’s soo middle school! SHUT THE FUCK UP). Jesus Christ.
And the worst part is: I’m guilty of it just like you, except I realize that I’ve...
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
3 posts
Top Five Female Lust
1. Scarlet Johansson :: http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/scarlett_johansson_009.jpg
2. Agyness Deyn :: http://fashionista.com/images/agyness-deyn.jpg
3. Anne Hathaway :: http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/20/202586/34_2008/anne-hathaway-july-08-wire.jpg
4. Zooey Deschanel :: ...
Growing up, growing apart
What I bawled about last night. I hope to Krishna it stops hurting.
July 2009
1 post
A while....
So much music and SO MUCH MUSIC. I am ecstatic and free and stupid and chic and ridiculous in every sort of way. No one knows me and no one knows me, but he, oh he. Come make the light shine brighter, make the grass grow longer over our toes and walk along. So much feeling and SO MUCH FEELING. You are there and nothing more but that’s all I need. You are there and there you are. In you, in...
June 2009
6 posts
Apres Moi
Fevral’. Dostat’ chernil i plakat’! Pisat’ o fevrale navzryd, Poka grohochuschaya slyakot’ Vesnoyu chernoyu gorit. Fevral’. Dostat’ chernil i plakat’! Pisat’ o fevrale navzryd, Poka grohochuschaya slyakot’ Vesnoyu chernoyu gorit
New Perspective
It was nice to talk with you, to not fall asleep with you, to gain a new perspective with you. As for my under estimation, I hope to god you’re right because I’m still not convinced. You spoke of love and how it changes you forever (stock), and of course, I was skeptical (and still am). But now I wonder if I’m falling ill to it, or if it is just another bout of infatuation. There...
THIS IS MY FAVORITE JOKE OF ALL TIME AND WHENEVER...
1: DID YOU HEAR SOULJA BOY WAS MURDERED?
2: WHO KILLED HIM!?!??!?!?!
1: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AP English books
Brave New World
The Great Gatsby
Slaughter House Five
Also planning on reading Catch-22, and much more Huxley and Vonnegut, Jr. Possibly looking into Sherman Alexei.
Dream Score
BEST DREAM EVER: Feeding unsuspecting yuppies jizz tacos in the muddy forest and then fleeing in order to stop the lake ghost from making out with that hot dude from that spy show. WIN.
On a different note.
I can’t help but fall in love with the good in people. Everyone is an ass, but I fall so hard for their good deeds, their strengths, their weaknesses. For someone so callously humorous,...
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...”
– Neil Gaiman (via indiansummmer) (via creampuff)
i will reblog this every time it comes around. :)
(via lovebot) (via pollenandsalt)
May 2009
25 posts
Unrequited Love
To be the yearner and to be the one that doesn’t feel the same way. Simultaneously. The torture of wanting to be, yet loathing the thought. A hatred of people, yet longing to be among them, unnatural as it is for me. The inattention, the loss of words, the silence, the anger, the contained violence. Contradiction takes its toll and you are expected to be serene. To refuse to spasm. Because...
word recognition
casinocash:
Whenever I hear the word “creeping” all I can think of is “Creeping Communism.”
And When I hear communist, all I can think of is that I’m a communist. Ha, how dubious.
Month
Dream
Came back. New medicine. Hug on the staircase. Smiling, glasses, gray hair. Burgers with the King. Old friends that I didn’t recognize.
“I’m changing the tempo because I feel like it.”
– Mr. K
Twizzling
Someone: Birthday spankings!
Elias: Hey! Licorice!
Everyone except Elias FTW: Let's twizzle him instead of spankings!
Elias: *Welts*
It is 5:43 AM
I am wide awake and at a strange computer with a hella loud space bar.
If you love the god known as NPH, check out Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog. Magic.
On a different note…
I realize you’re not there. I am forgetting you a bit each day. Your prescence one day, you’re eyes the next. I felt it coming but never made it count, and now I don’t feel anything. I am...
Do It
Adopt a manatee TODAY.
www.savethemanatee.org
It will help clear your conscience about sleeping with your sister two years ago at that costume party at Delta Kappa. Pig/Fake-ass-hootinanny-person.
Homeless Marriage
“You may be able to run faster than me, but I can help the starving a hell of a lot better, douche!” (FMSC 5/9/09)
Mmm…More Anne Hathaway! Just watched Rachel Getting Married last night. I can’t say that it was all that rad but…well it was just kind of boring. There was good tension and a nice plot line, but all the boring wedding stuff just got monotonous and I was...
Graphics
Possibly the most worthless class ever. But fun nonetheless. Hey, you get time to update your blog :]
I totally raped the AP stats test yesterday. Hopefully the score I get doesn’t come back to rape me.
The importance of names: If you remember them, you’ll get more favors than you would think. If you forget them, you’re fucked.
Yes Dude.
I just watched Yes Man. I am now thouroghly convinced that Zooey Deschanel is the Messiah and that I want a vespa as hard as it rains in Seattle.
I wonder if Bride Wars or The Wrestler will be as life changing.
Peace and shove it, love.
You have a point.
I do agree with my fellow tumblr-fiend that men are kind of awesome. However, I think ladies do deserve some respect.
Why Women kind of kick ass.
1. Boobs. ‘Nuff said.
2. Speaking of boobs, I must say that I think women are generally more aesthetically pleasing than men typically. Maybe I’m just really picky about my hunks, but that’s because I cut m’ladies some slack....
April 2009
5 posts
I HEART LIZT(s)
WOah. I just blew your mind with a pun and you didn’t even know it.
Here is a current top ten list of some of the things that will blow appendages seperate from your mind.
10. Salvador Dali: This cat is trippin bawls! I am a rootin’ to see his art museum in St. Petersburg, FL.
9. Candy: Oh, the syrupy magnificence of childhood.
8. Pixar: If you think their movies are for kids you...
Spanky
Desetric (dih-se’-trick) adj.: Word describing the sensation of not wanting to be anywhere in the world you could fathom, a cousin of lethargy. Effects (x) number of people each year, resulting in a devastating number of shitty blogs.
“It’s okay, blame it on Reagan.”
– Dad
Nuevo
Do you know what’s curious (besides George)? Me neither. I think I shall go on a slightly anti-mystical journey to find something noteworthy. And proceed to blog.
After this extravagent post, I’m sure you’re tired. Drink some tea, rake some sand, or hey, just go home and masturbate. This is of course assuming that you are at some wi-fi cafe being all hip and such with your fake...