I HEART LIZT(s)
WOah. I just blew your mind with a pun and you didn’t even know it.
Here is a current top ten list of some of the things that will blow appendages seperate from your mind.
10. Salvador Dali: This cat is trippin bawls! I am a rootin’ to see his art museum in St. Petersburg, FL.
9. Candy: Oh, the syrupy magnificence of childhood.
8. Pixar: If you think their movies are for kids you are mistaken, commie. It is animation and it is awesome and pure. Not even a heartless bitch like Angelina Jolie could deny her love for Nemo.
7. Wanted: Even though Angelina Jolie is crazy and foreign-baby-crazy like Madonna, she is a mega fox in this movie. Along with the humpingly sexy James MacEvoy, the style of this movie made me glisten just a tiny bit. Although the plot is pretty meh, the violence and sweetass stunts make up for it. Fuckin’ assassins, dude! Shit yeah!
6. Ipod Touch: Mama wants a brand new ipod and this sonofogun is number one on my list of 2 choices. This has the same ensnaring temptation of candy but is way more expensive-er. But so help me god, if I hear another sound grenade, I will go apeshit on the sad mother-effer who set it off.
5. Not Prom: Do us all a favor and leave your un-danceable hip hop at your mother’s house, Deejay Limpdick.
4. The Rock Obama: ‘Nuff said.
3. Anne Hathaway: My official new lady crush. Goddamn her and her pouty lips and entrancing eyes. But she is nothing compared to my list of Men To Ass Grab.
2. White chocolate Mocha: Sweet Jesus in a foamy, liquid form.
1. Dads: Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
-1. The word guarantee. I hate it. It looks weird, sounds weird, and just all together sucks the joy out of words. And yes, I don’t give a drat about zero.
