Homeless Marriage
“You may be able to run faster than me, but I can help the starving a hell of a lot better, douche!” (FMSC 5/9/09)
Mmm…More Anne Hathaway! Just watched Rachel Getting Married last night. I can’t say that it was all that rad but…well it was just kind of boring. There was good tension and a nice plot line, but all the boring wedding stuff just got monotonous and I was just waiting for Kym to rip somebody’s genitals off. And guess what? IT NEVER HAPPENED. Totally anticlimactic. It wouldn’t have been such a disappointment if the ending wasn’t so lame. Just ignoring your family and going back to rehab? Oh-so-white bread. But I must put in a plug for my favorite lady Anne. She was bangin’ in that moody, hot, druggy who did something terrible way. It’s true that smoking is a huge turn off for me in real life, but I must say that her pouty lips looked mighty fine cradling quite a few virginia slims throughout the feature.
And some troubling news: Mi madre y mi hermano are contemplating getting rid of our puppies! LOS PERRITOS !POR DIOS!
